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For beautiful eyes, look for the good in others; for beautiful lips, speak only words of kindness; and for poise, walk with the knowledge that you are never alone - Audrey Hepburn ♥
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drunkdilf:

bread is so fucking good man I could prob eat an entire bakery in 25 minutes or less 




meladoodle:

i said brb to a guy on facebook 4 years ago and just now he replied ‘u back yet?’




abigalmills:

im not crying there’s just overpriced college education in my eye




clivas:

Hollisters electricity bill must be like $1 a month




lovemesomesouleater:

fabmarymorstan:

sherolck:

"frozen is the first disney movie to deal with sibiling relationships and not romance"

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Is that an example or a reaction?

yes





volumesofsilence:

lacquerandcandy:

im-in-wonderland:

vialsofbrightforgettingpowders:

ALRIGHT MOTHERFUCKERS, TIME FOR SOME LEARNIN SO SIT OUR BITCH ASS DOWN AND GET OUT OUR NOTEPAD

THIS SHIT RIGHT HERE IS SUGAR SCRUB. YEAH I KNOW YOUVE SEEN IT BEFORE BUT YOU DONT KNOW WHAT I KNOW AND THAT WHEN YOU USE IT WITH ONE OF THESE FUCKERS

YOU WILL GET LEGS AND ARMS AND ANY OTHER SHIT YOU WANT THAT IS SO SOFT YOU WILL BE SHOVING IT IN THE FACE OF EVERYONE YOU KNOW AND ASKING THEM TO COMPARE IT TO THE TENDER PINK FLESH OF A NEWBORN

SO GET YOURSELF SOME FUCKING WHITE SUGAR AND SOME CHEAP ASS OIL LIKE CANOLA OR SOME SHIT AND MIX THAT SHIT WITH TWO PARTS SUGAR AND ONE PART OIL( THAT MEANS TWICE AS MUCH SUGAR AS OIL BITCHES I USUALLY USE ONE CUP OF SUGAR AND DO SOME FUCKING MATH TO FIGURE OUT HOW MUCH OIL THAT IS) DROP A FEW DROPS OF VANILLA ESSENCE OR MAYBE SOME FUCKING LAVENDER OIL WHATEVER YOU WANNA SMELL LIKE. MIX IT UP REALLY GOOD MMMM SMELLS LIKE CAKE BATTER FUCK YEAH.

NOW GET YOURSELF GOOD AND NAKED. REAL NAKED. PAMPER YOUR GODDESS-LIKE ASS WITH A BUBBLE BATH. TAKE ONE OF THOSE RAZORS YOU GOT AND SHAVE WHATEVER YOU LIKE TO SHAVE LEGS ARMS VAJAYJAY PITS I DONT FUCKING CARE.

NOW GET OUT OF THAT GROSS HAIRY DIRT WATER AND SIT ON THE EDGE OF THAT THERE BATHTUB. TAKE A HANDFUL OF THAT SWEET GOOP AND RUB IT ALL OVER THAT SKIN OF YOURS(just dont use this stuff on or near your lady bits i put this in lower case because it is really important your love cavern does not like sugar uh uh no way its diabetic) RUB RUB RUB KEEP RUBBIN YEAH YOUR HANDS STARTING TO FEEL WEIRD GOOD BECAUSE ITS WORKING

NOW TAKE THAT CHEAP-ASS DISPOSABLE RAZOR YOU HAVE AND SHAVE OFF THAT NASTY-ASS DEAD SKIN EWW ITS SO GROSS NO ITS NOT ITS YOUR OWN SKIN BUT ITS ALL GREY. RINSE OF THAT OILY STUFF BECAUSE YOUR SKIN AINT NO SLIP-N-SLIDE

GOOD NOW FEEL YOUR NEWFOUND SOFT SKIN THAT WAS ONCE BURIED UNDER LAYERS OF DEAD FLAKES OF YOUR PAST SELF YOUR WELCOME MOTHERFUCKERS CLASS DISMISSED

SERIOUSLY THIS SHIT IS AMAZING AND IF YOU DON’T HAVE CANOLA YOU CAN USE OLIVE FUCKING BELIEVE ME AND MY FINE ASS LEGS

This shit is AMAZING for exfoliation, and if you use brown sugar, it helps get rid of dark marks/spots too (neck, underarms, thigh area, etc)!

get yourself some raw sugar and mix it with coconut oil and olive oil = the best combo EVER! I’ve been making my own sugar scrubs for years and it makes shaving last sooo much longer.



softmikus:

yeah good grades are cool and all but have you ever had a good night sleep




blackgirlsrpretty2:

People who ask you not to remove their captions

Leave their life story under a picture

and still want you to “reblog”

nah I’m good






mucholderthen:

SHARKS and TROPHIC CASCADES
What Happens When Sharks Disappear?
Infographics by Lily Williams

Lily Williams stuff (prints etc) is available at Society6


annmariexrose:

Single and ready to get nervous around anyone I find attractive.




pupchan:

people who use the xD face are still naive and full of life. they are happier than us. do not rain on their parade




yogarian:

The best part about running against the wind is that when it finally lets up for a minute you feel like you’re flying.




teamrocketing:

*tries to act cool by not texting back right away but forgets and never texts back*





tastefullyoffensive:

The best costume spotted at Disneyland’s 10k race today. [adamlc6]




f0o0od:

broccoli & cheese loaded twice baked potatoes